Wed 03.30
Out of the Mouths of Babes
I got this today from a website that sends me an e-mail called The Mouthpeice. I thought it was cute, and it made me chuckle, so here it is. I'm off to do all the errands I have let build up, because I was too busy reading everyone's blogs. That's much more fun, then daily life errands!
And the weather outside has improved drastically, as has my mood with it.
By the way, Will's (AGE 7) is my favorite comment. He is the last one.
[m] b i t s . n . b o b s CHILDREN'S DEFINITIONS OF MARRAIGE
"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her back to her parents." -Eric, AGE 6
"When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl. He says to her, 'I'll take you for a whole life, or at least until we have kids and get divorced, but you got to do one particular thing for me.' Then she says yes, but she's wondering what the thing is and whether it's naughty or not. She can't wait to find out." -Anita, AGE 9
"You flip a nickel, and heads means you stay with him and tails means you try the next one." -Kelly, AGE 9
"My mother says to look for a man who is kind. So that's what I'll do. I'll find somebody who's kinda tall and kinda handsome." -Carolyn, AGE 8
"Eighty-four. Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom." -Carolyn, AGE 8
"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife." Bert AGE 5
"You should ask the people who read Cosmopolitan." -Kirsten, AGE 10
"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them." -Anita, AGE 9
"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble." -Will, AGE 7 ____________________________________________________________
And the weather outside has improved drastically, as has my mood with it.
By the way, Will's (AGE 7) is my favorite comment. He is the last one.
[m] b i t s . n . b o b s CHILDREN'S DEFINITIONS OF MARRAIGE
"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her back to her parents." -Eric, AGE 6
"When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl. He says to her, 'I'll take you for a whole life, or at least until we have kids and get divorced, but you got to do one particular thing for me.' Then she says yes, but she's wondering what the thing is and whether it's naughty or not. She can't wait to find out." -Anita, AGE 9
"You flip a nickel, and heads means you stay with him and tails means you try the next one." -Kelly, AGE 9
"My mother says to look for a man who is kind. So that's what I'll do. I'll find somebody who's kinda tall and kinda handsome." -Carolyn, AGE 8
"Eighty-four. Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom." -Carolyn, AGE 8
"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife." Bert AGE 5
"You should ask the people who read Cosmopolitan." -Kirsten, AGE 10
"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them." -Anita, AGE 9
"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble." -Will, AGE 7 ____________________________________________________________
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