I have been officially tagged for this little meme! But at least this one isn't the bestest of the bestest longest meme out there!;-) I was tagged by Jade at Jaded Sunburns http://azjade.com/
Although it would be one of the best of the bestest, and deserves an "A" for originality.

Here's what I copied from Jade's site, and my answers are below it. As well as the three people I plan on tagging!!! Who's the lucky bloggers???? hehehehe And if I tag you, you have to play! Or else you'll make me cry!




I've been officially tagged! This little meme comes to you from Diane over at Ya Know?
The idea is to pick 5 and complete the sentances, then pass this little meme on to 3 more of your blog pals!
If I could be a scientist:If I could be a farmer:If I could be a musician:If I could be a doctor:If I could be a painter:If I could be a gardener:If I could be a missionary:If I could be a chef:If I could be an architect:If I could be a linguist:If I could be a psychologist:If I could be a librarian:If I could be an athlete:If I could be a lawyer:If I could be an inn-keeper:If I could be a professor:If I could be a writer:If I could be a llama-rider:If I could be a bonnie pirate:If I could be an astronaut:If I could be a world famous blogger:If I could be a justice on any one court in the world:If I could be married to any current famous political figure:
Here are my answers!

If I could be a lawyer : I would do 20% pro bono work helping battered women obtain their Protection orders and divorces. For free unless I could nail the bastard for HER lawyer fees!

If I could be a musician : I would make beautiful music, until I either died of AIDS or Hep. C. due to all the gorgeous people throwing themselves at me, and offerring me drugs. (Eh. Maybe not, maybe I would overcome the temptations... LOL)

If I could be a writer : All would be well with my world. I would like what I was doing, and take great joy outta seeing a part of me preserved in book form. And of course 10% of all book proceeds would go to legal defense of battered women seeking to rid themsleves of an abusive husband. Or a battered man, seeking the same. (I know it happens)

If I could be an Athlete : I would choose tennis as my sport. And be a celebrity advocate and spokeswoman for Domestic Violence shelters.

If I could be a psychologist : Physician heal thyself! ah, just kidding! Sort of. At any rate, again I would try and reach battered women, working a day a week, counseling those that came to my local shelter.

That was completely painless, and FUN. F U N FUN! So now, it is my turn to tag three people! This is going to be a little more difficult then filling out the meme! I have to take into consideration WHO would actually acknowledge me, and not ignore my request like a fly around a pile of shit. Then again, also having to consider that some of my readers don't visit everyday, and may not see it....hmmmm

OK, don't scream at me Priss! But I choose http://www.prissed.com/
And let's see, how bout Sassy! http://www.sassybrat.net/
And my good buddy Rich! http://www.crackheadlogic.com/

I woulda choose DB http://dbrooks.bfpmedia.com/ at Corporate Crap and Other Dubious Wisdom, but I figured the beautiful Bitchatude http://btude.bfpmedia.com who was tagged right along with me, would tag her (SO) significant and very handsome other. So if she doesn't tag him it's up to one of you three!

Now Sassy, Rich, and Priss PLEASE play, so as not to publicly humiliate me, by not playing???