I’m not above stealing from my In box for some simple redneck humor. Right now, ANY humor! And I like these ones! And yes, right now, my feelings are, It’s all about me;-)
I wish everyone at least one good belly laugh today! And another place to find one? (FAR better then my stealing jokes from the In-box. Head on over to G-mans Digital Fishwrap http://digitalfishwrap.blogspot.com/ ! His 3-part tale on a night on the town, in the beautiful desert of Palm Springs had me alughing my ass off!
Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they
collide. The first old guy says to the second guy, “Sorry about that.
I’m looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where
I was going.”
The second old guy says, “That’s OK, It’s a coincidence. I’m
looking for my wife, too. I can’t find her and I’m getting a little
desperate.” The first old guy says, “Well, maybe I can help you
find her. What does she look like?”
The second old guy says: “Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red
hair, blue eyes, long legs, big bust, and is wearing short shorts. What
does your wife look like?”
To which the first old guy says, “Doesn’t matter, let’s look for
yours.”
And one more, that made me chuckle a little! 
An elderly couple, Roy and Bessie, recently moved to Texas. Roy has always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them and wears them home. Walking proudly into the house, he says to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?”
Bessie looks him over, “Nope.”
Frustrated, Roy storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, “Notice anything different now??”
Bessie looks up and says, “Roy, what’s different? It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it’ll be hanging down again tomorrow.”
Furious, Roy yells, “AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT’S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT’S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!!”
To which Bessie replies, “Shoulda bought a hat, Roy, Shoulda bought a hat.”
Ya, I like corny humor! No, actually I like ANYTHING for a laugh! Nothing is sacred, or taboo, where laughter is concerned. Gotta good joke? Gotta BAD joke? Send them my way!
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